In three days I will be leaving for Ecuador and the Galapagos. While there I will be researching conservation methods, as well as taking as many pictures as humanly possible. I am not 100% sure if I will have internet on the ship but I will write on my laptop everyday and post whenever I can on the sights and sounds of South America. This is a once in a lifetime experience, and I hope to learn a great deal from it.
Bon Voyage!
I haven’t for some time made a post. I need a break from studying Chemistry so I thought I’d blog. I’ve actually got two things to put here so be prepares. Like whoa. God I’m silly.Sex and the City aka Happiness.
Sex and the City is not a debatable topic. You either hate it or you love it. No questions asked. I personally have a loving hate for it. It is so shallow in its thinking yet manages to cover every life-altering event a single woman can encounter. I must say I enjoyed the show much more when I was single,idolizing Samantha and Carrie. Now that I find myself in a committed relationship, no, engagement I am rooting for Charlotte to have a successful marriage. A girl can only take so much heartbreak after all. Often people wonder if the married life is really for them, being as single life is so much fun. True I used to be one of those people. But I sat myself done and I am quite sure that others have too and really thought about it. Single life is great because you can hook up with who you want when you want. Then if by some turn of events you actually start dating your lover then everything seems to go downhill. Eventually the fights start (probably within the first week) and before you know it you’re out of a fuck and a potential marriage candidate. This goes on for a good portion of your life and one day you wake up an old maid. Although I think this particular scenario reflects some women’s lives, I do not think it is the majority of the female population that suffers in this fashion. The typical woman has flings as a teenager, a few serious relationships in their 20’s and eventually gets married in their 30’s to a man they have been sharing a place with for a year or two just to test him out more or less. The women in this category then have a simple white wedding, move to a quiet suburb and start pumping out kids. Then the marital fights start with the results I’d rather not discuss. I think I am starting to deviate from my original purpose. Point being is I am not the typical woman. Engaged at 18, I am hoping for a great life. Now I know what you must be thinking. I’m pregnant. Hate to break it to you, then again I’m actually happy to be stating this but I am in no such state. Now I know it must be hard to hear if you are in the higher numbers but fact of the matter is I’m deeply in love. At first, I missed the single life. That however quickly died. I realized that I am going to have an amazing future filled with all sorts of adventures. And yes one day I will be able to say that I am pregnant. Although I would rather not focus on that right now. I have my own life to worry about never mind a baby’s. All in all every person can relate to one character in Sex and the City. I finally and gladly relate t o Charlotte. A happily married (ok, soon to be) woman.
I think it’s a bit all over the place but hey what can a writer do.
Now the next part is my commentary on stupid myspace bulletins. I started reading it and I did not see how any of it was right. So I posted it here and added in my two bits. Once again sorry for the formatting.
A Real Boyfriend <– This has gotta be good
When she walks away from you mad
[ Follow her ]
Uh…no? Leave her be and let her think things out. She’ll come back with a clear head.
When she stare’s at your mouth
[ Kiss her ]
Um, that’s creepy. How about when you look into each other’s eyes, that’s acceptable and does not have a creep factor.
When she pushes you or hit’s you
[ Grab her and dont let go ]
And thus allowing her to knee you in the groin? Are you stupid man? Unless of course it is all in play. In which case, cover the balls.
When she start’s cursing at you
[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]
She probably doesn’t want to be touched let alone kissed. Plus that’s like rewarding her for bitchy behavior.
When she’s quiet
[ Ask her whats wrong ]
Ok, that I must agree on. Because typically there is no matter what she says.
When she ignore’s you
[ Give her your attention ]
Huh? She’s probably ignoring you for a reason.
When she pull’s away
[ Pull her back ]
Rape much? No means no jerk.
When you see her at her worst
[ Tell her she's beautiful ]
Yea. Do that.
When you see her start crying
[Just hold her and dont say a word ]
Dammit these are getting good.
When you see her walking
[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]
All I’m saying is beware of mace and fists to the crotch.
When she’s scared
[ Protect her ]
Another good one.
When she lay’s her head on your shoulder
[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]
Yea you can. Or just let her rest.
When she steal’s your favorite hat
[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]
Why the hell would she sleep with it?????
When she tease’s you
[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]
I guess although it has a potential to backfire.
When she doesnt answer for a long time
[ reassure her that everything is okay ]
Answer what? IM? Phone? A Question? Chill out man she’s probably thinking or taking a shit.
When she look’s at you with doubt
[ Back yourself up ]
Eh that’s a tough one. You don’t want to seem arrogant about it. Depends on the situation I suppose.
When she say’s that she loves you
[ she really does more than you could understand ]
No I think they understand they just don’t want to show their soft side.
When she grab’s at your hands
[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]
She should touch gently if she wants that…and not get all grabby like a two year old.
When she bump’s into you
[ bump into her back and make her laugh ]
Move and make her fall on her face. That’ll teach her. (Wow I sound like a dude).
When she tell’s you a secret
[ keep it safe and untold ]
True, true. ‘Cause lord knows the shit she could make up about you if you ever tell.
When she looks at you in your eyes
[ dont look away until she does ]
Ok, that’s better.
WHEN SHE MISSES YOU
[ SHES HURTING INSIDE]
YES. AND WHY IS THIS IN CAPS?
When you break her heart
[ the pain never really goes away ]
Not true. It does over time because odds are if you broke her heart you weren’t meant to be together.
When she says its over
[ she still wants you to be hers ]
Possessive bitch.
When she repost this bulletin
[ she wants you to read it ]
She wants everyone to read it because she’s a myspace whore.
- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. Yea. Do that.
- When she’s mad hug her tight and don’t let go. Didn’t we already discuss this?
- When she says she’s ok dont believe it, talk with her. Yea or trust her that she’s ok.
- because 10 yrs later she’ll remember you Probably not. She’ll remember if you were an ass but not if you were nice.
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her. And wake her up? Real nice dude.
- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up. That’s always nice.
- Treat her like she’s all that matters to you. But don’t do it in a creepy serial killer way.
- Tease her and let her tease you back. Ugh stop repeating shit!
- Stay up all night with her when she’s sick. No because she probably wants to sleep.
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid. Don’t force it lady.
- Give her the world. You can’t own the world man.
- Let her wear your clothes. Haha yea…
- When she’s bored and sad, hang out with her. You have no idea how good this makes us feel.
- Let her know she’s important. If she’s not why are you dating her?
- Kiss her in the pouring rain. That’s a surefire way to get in her pants later
- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;”Who’s ass am I kicking today baby?” Who are you Tony Soprano? But it’s nice that you’re defending her.
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Riiight ’cause these things actually work.
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.
Get in your pants.
Guys post as: “I’d be this Boyfriend.”
Girls post as: “A real Boyfriend” Yea? Not an imaginary one? Oh okay. Sure you’re not a lesbian? Maybe? Ok that’s cool.
How about you just love them for them and not worry about what they do. Sure all that stuff is nice but if they really love you they’ll do something extraordinary for you, not the norm.
